By BroCon Blaq
[For continuity, clarified names and terms appear in brackets. Some expletives have been modified for the sake of decency. – Ed.]
Baltimore mayor Beulah Pretentious-Hyphenated-Surname-Radical-Lefty-Bitch [Stephanie Rawlings-Blake] fired the city’s police commissioner Wednesday, saying that a recent spike in homicides in the weeks after Freddie Gray, an unarmed 25 year-old black man, died of injuries in police custody, required a change in leadership.
Pretentious-Hyphenated-Surname-Radical-Lefty-Bitch thanked Police Commissioner Anthony Batts for his service, and praised the job he’d done — which is a kinda goofy considering she was in the process of canning his ass — then cravenly claimed that “growing criticism of his leadership had become a ‘distraction’ that was preventing the city from ‘moving ahead.'”
Don’t ya just love liberals’ gutless, vague spin? How about your lameass leadership, Beulah?
And “move ahead” from what? From you and your Affirmative Action D.A. Carrot-Up-Her-Butt-Could-Pass-For-White [Marilyn Mosby] setting up Freddie Gray or someone like him to get killed with your asinine directives to the police department to crack down on dopers, then blaming the cops? Is that what you’re speaking to?
I still don’t see the press reporting that the police crackdown that led to Gray’s arrest was ordered by Carrot-Up-Her-Butt – who, by the way is now prosecuting six cops for killing Gray. And another thing: Howzit that a D.A. gets to dictate police policy and procedures, unless you put her up to it?
Was this all just stupidly on the part of you and Carrot-Butt, or did somebody in that big white house down the road put a bug in your ear? Not that we think you’d ever admit to being played for a prize sucker, but that coulda set this whole thing up real nice: You put heat on the cops, cops crack down, some young bonehead gets offed by the cops, the brothas get pissed – then here come Rev. Al, the Black Panthers, and BroBama talkin’ up slavery, Jim Crow, racist cops, and the KKK once again.
Just add water – instant riots!
But I suppose somebody’s got to take the fall for the failures of your monkey f***in’ a football, Affirmative Action, decades of Democrat-run city government, which is why Commissioner Batts had to go, huh?
Aint it nice to see how much more honest and equitable than their white predecessors black politicians show themselves to be when given a chance..?